What has Hollywood been lying to me about? by Pahul Chhabra
Answer by Pahul Chhabra:
- The nerd always gets the head cheerleader.
- A guy can survive five bullets for five hours and kill the greatest criminal mastermind to ever live at the same time.
- Your allies will come rescue you a second before your kidnappers kill you.
- Whenever a couple starts dancing, the perfect song that reflects what they are experiencing starts playing.
- One guy manages to dodge bullets fired from five different guns and kills all five of them without getting a scratch.
- The main character just happens to find a gun which is loaded and in perfect condition in the middle of a firefight.
- No enemy happens to see the hero when he starts sneaking around in a High Security Military Base.
- A superhero wears black glasses and boom! No one recognizes the guy.
- All the bad aliens are itching to fuck with America.
- There is always one set of identical girl twins who speak in unison.
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